what i learned from harry potter:

• happiness can be found, even in the darkest of times, if only one remembers to turn on the light.
• no post on sundays.
• if you want to know what a man’s like, take a good look at how he treats his inferiors, not his equals.
• never trust a rat.
• it takes a great deal of bravery to stand up to our enemies, but just as much to stand up to our friends.
• never combine fizzing whizbees with puking pastilles.
• humans have a knack of choosing precisely those things that are worst for them.
• it is possible to be nearly headless.
• don’t trust anything that can think for itself if you can’t see where it keeps its brain.
• mistletoe is often infested with nargles.